Have you ever wondered why the auto makers have named their vehicles after cats? And horses? And some things that aren’t even real words! Look up “Camry” in the dictionary… its not there. What the devil is a ‘Seabring” anyway? The names give me a headache!
There’s even a ‘Gator!’ But no dogs! I created a list of some possibilities that I’d like to present to the automakers.
Ford Pomeranian – This is a small compact little car with a heart of gold!
Dodge Doberman – Security alarm is a standard feature.
Chevrolet Chihuahua – Small car with an attitude!
Toyota Terrier – Wrecker drivers may want to be careful with this model.
GMC Great Dane – The ultimate SUV.
Pontiac Poodle – Teen girls will really love this one!
Yugo Yorkie – Its about the right size.
Cadillac Collie – Elegance and grace.
Hundai Hound Dog – Loyal to the last.
Honda Havanese –
Lexus Labrador –
Volkswagon Vuzsla –
Mercury Mastaff – Towing power to spare!
Chrisler Coon Hound –
Kia Keeshond –
Mitsubishi Maltese –
Nissan Shnauzer –
Fiat Foxhound –
BMW Boxer – Its kinda boxy anyway.
Suzuki Saluki – Sleek and fast
Jeep Jack Russell – Just keeps going and going...
Lamborghini Grayhound – Get outta the way!
Can you think of any other possibilities? We gotta do something about this!